1 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:23,707 From these campaigns to the village there are three kilometers. 2 00:02:23,731 --> 00:02:27,534 When we need to buy something, we go there on foot. 3 00:02:28,595 --> 00:02:30,595 In two pedal strokes, you are there. 4 00:02:37,842 --> 00:02:39,142 That's it! 5 00:02:44,966 --> 00:02:45,966 THANKS. 6 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,243 I bet Severino will not come this year. 7 00:03:07,022 --> 00:03:08,902 - An automobile! - It must be his car. 8 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:12,974 No, it's not him. 9 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,960 But I'm sure he will come. 10 00:03:15,984 --> 00:03:17,940 He has a passion for business. 11 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,964 If he doesn't sell anything, he doesn't not going well. 12 00:03:19,988 --> 00:03:22,289 And to think that he could live like a bourgeois. 13 00:03:22,722 --> 00:03:25,903 In Faenza, he is the friend of a countess... 14 00:03:25,928 --> 00:03:27,106 Who cares about him a lot. 15 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:29,038 I'm going to put you dot the i's! 16 00:03:29,063 --> 00:03:31,063 If you don't change the tires bicycle, 17 00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:32,931 I don't work anymore! 18 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:34,592 I dissolve the company! 19 00:03:34,616 --> 00:03:35,746 But which society? 20 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,885 The boss is me! 21 00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:39,849 And you go barefoot. 22 00:03:39,872 --> 00:03:41,118 I am an associate! 23 00:03:41,143 --> 00:03:43,143 But which partner? 24 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:44,503 The bicycle is mine. 25 00:03:44,848 --> 00:03:48,785 I make you sleep, I give you the money for smoking. What else do you want? 26 00:03:48,809 --> 00:03:49,962 I'm not your mother! 27 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:53,974 But I do 20 km a day to bring you some cuttlefish bones. 28 00:03:53,998 --> 00:03:54,998 It's simple! 29 00:03:55,022 --> 00:03:56,826 Vito gives the instrument production. 30 00:03:56,851 --> 00:03:58,520 And you have the strength to work. 31 00:03:58,544 --> 00:04:01,044 But if this instrument of production Was still of good quality... 32 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:02,368 It's still broken. 33 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:04,506 Wait, I'll help you. 34 00:04:09,456 --> 00:04:13,156 You know Nicol�, The Tiracini and the circus Macal� with the lions passed through here. 35 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:16,012 If there's all this mess the day before, You can imagine tomorrow! 36 00:04:16,037 --> 00:04:18,621 You will see, a party like that, no one will have ever seen it! 37 00:04:18,984 --> 00:04:21,125 A lot of people will arrive from everywhere! 38 00:04:25,719 --> 00:04:26,935 Is this the seventh trailer? 39 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:29,972 No, the eighth. It's the caravan of the flying carousel. 40 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:32,746 - Have you seen Severino? - No. Not yet. 41 00:04:33,017 --> 00:04:34,717 Who knows what he's going to want sell us? 42 00:04:37,448 --> 00:04:38,815 What is this? A flirt? 43 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:44,332 I know what it is! 44 00:04:55,073 --> 00:04:56,418 Germinal! 45 00:04:57,928 --> 00:04:58,982 Standing! 46 00:04:59,556 --> 00:05:02,450 I hope an accident happens to you! But shut up! 47 00:05:03,121 --> 00:05:06,856 In all the malaria, you are the only one to make a fuss when I rest. 48 00:05:06,969 --> 00:05:09,046 But who allowed you to put in my bed? 49 00:05:09,479 --> 00:05:11,662 There are delicate sheets! Come on! Standing! 50 00:05:11,859 --> 00:05:13,027 I saw that he was free. 51 00:05:13,589 --> 00:05:15,693 Ah yes, you confused it with a train seat. 52 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:18,429 Don't make a big deal out of it! I'm not going to wear it out 53 00:05:18,453 --> 00:05:20,943 But get out, you vagabond. 54 00:05:22,053 --> 00:05:23,352 We calm down. 55 00:05:26,522 --> 00:05:28,722 Beds are made for those which arrive first. 56 00:05:29,554 --> 00:05:30,852 How should I tell you? 57 00:05:31,152 --> 00:05:32,935 I travel around the world. 58 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:35,318 I can't be related to a hut. 59 00:05:36,412 --> 00:05:38,159 If I wasn't there to kill foxes, 60 00:05:38,183 --> 00:05:40,525 There wouldn't be a single hen in malaria. 61 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,548 And why then? I have chickens to save me? 62 00:05:42,851 --> 00:05:43,929 You're the chicken! 63 00:05:47,315 --> 00:05:49,921 He's been wandering around for six years with this dead fox. 64 00:05:50,820 --> 00:05:52,421 Nicola, give me a match. 65 00:05:55,115 --> 00:05:56,371 I don't want to give it to you! 66 00:06:03,495 --> 00:06:05,075 It's him! It's Severino! 67 00:06:05,584 --> 00:06:07,104 I told you so that he would come. 68 00:06:24,464 --> 00:06:25,758 He didn't stop. 69 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,974 No! There it is who stopped! 70 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,657 I knew well that he wouldn't have pulled this prank. 71 00:06:36,774 --> 00:06:38,787 - Severino! - What are you doing here? 72 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,644 Did you see? 73 00:06:44,412 --> 00:06:45,738 Want a helping hand? 74 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,371 But you will never die? 75 00:06:49,046 --> 00:06:50,772 We thought you didn't come more. 76 00:06:50,796 --> 00:06:52,859 We've been talking about you since this morning. 77 00:06:52,883 --> 00:06:54,388 With these roads. 78 00:06:54,472 --> 00:06:57,529 I feel like it's the desert every time I come here. 79 00:06:57,553 --> 00:07:01,645 But what are you waiting for... Here... to open a gas station? 80 00:07:02,429 --> 00:07:05,020 With gasoline, water, cigarettes. 81 00:07:05,044 --> 00:07:07,477 But if people pass here once a year... 82 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:08,702 Yes, today. 83 00:07:08,726 --> 00:07:11,539 But progress, my friends, move forward with gasoline. 84 00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:14,774 In ten years, everything will be paved here. 85 00:07:14,798 --> 00:07:18,051 So it would be fortune if I had to expand my hair salon. 86 00:07:18,075 --> 00:07:20,075 Of course that would be fortune. 87 00:07:21,094 --> 00:07:23,895 Like that, you will make me too honor when you come. 88 00:07:25,407 --> 00:07:26,657 Me? 89 00:07:34,169 --> 00:07:36,400 - And that? - It's what? 90 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,301 You will see. 91 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:41,652 There you go. 92 00:07:43,784 --> 00:07:45,368 It works with batteries. 93 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,580 With that, in two seconds, the beard is shaved. 94 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,113 Come here. 95 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,176 In town, barbers are starting already committed suicide. 96 00:07:55,577 --> 00:07:57,344 - I want to try too. - Of course. 97 00:07:59,808 --> 00:08:01,705 It makes the skin smooth like that of a baby. 98 00:08:01,825 --> 00:08:03,306 Ah what sweetness! 99 00:08:04,481 --> 00:08:06,592 - But they all kill each other? - Obviously! 100 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:10,296 You take us with you at the party this year. 101 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,721 Of course I will take you there. 102 00:08:11,745 --> 00:08:13,745 - Like every year? - Like every year! 103 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:16,190 You are my lucky charms. Come on, get in! 104 00:08:16,214 --> 00:08:17,714 Here we go. Quickly. 105 00:08:26,116 --> 00:08:28,902 - Are you ready? - Yes, we're ready! 106 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,515 Stop, stop Severino! 107 00:08:51,976 --> 00:08:54,081 Cleto! Stop sinning and come with us. 108 00:08:56,026 --> 00:08:57,768 Name of a dog! 109 00:09:01,857 --> 00:09:03,136 But you are crazy! 110 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:07,076 If my wife hears you she's going to make a fuss of me. 111 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,803 We only leave for two hours, where is the problem? 112 00:09:10,814 --> 00:09:13,891 You don't know who you have business? 113 00:09:13,915 --> 00:09:16,207 And what's more, she's jealous! 114 00:09:16,408 --> 00:09:18,889 - Don't be ridiculous, get in. - I'll give you my place. 115 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,189 - What do you say? - Come on! 116 00:09:23,284 --> 00:09:24,654 Of course, I would like that. 117 00:09:26,337 --> 00:09:30,579 Listen, if you promise me to take me back straight away, I'm coming! 118 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:31,770 - Then come! - Come on! 119 00:09:33,058 --> 00:09:34,394 - Are we complete? - Yes. 120 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,616 If she sees me, she'll kill me! 121 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,951 Stop hitting and get off. 122 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,911 The noise bothers me. 123 00:09:47,869 --> 00:09:49,308 Listen to how he complains. 124 00:09:54,837 --> 00:09:56,549 What's wrong with you, huh? 125 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,129 What do you have? 126 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,736 Calm down. I will make you balms with cold water. 127 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,385 How old is he? 128 00:10:10,452 --> 00:10:11,578 24. 129 00:10:11,831 --> 00:10:13,566 Like my sister's husband. 130 00:10:14,438 --> 00:10:16,417 If my parents were happy, a lion like that, 131 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,020 I would keep it in my room. 132 00:10:18,739 --> 00:10:20,746 Did you see? He also has whiskers. 133 00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:30,634 - Rider, Rider! - Severino! 134 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,943 And Macal�? How are you? 135 00:10:32,968 --> 00:10:35,404 Shut up! The boat trip he didn't like it. 136 00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:37,607 He breathes as if he had asthma. 137 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,630 He calls me every five minutes. 138 00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:40,698 That's not true. 139 00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:43,542 Now I'm going to make him balms with cool water. 140 00:10:43,718 --> 00:10:45,919 - Fingers crossed. - I'll come see him later. 141 00:10:45,943 --> 00:10:47,643 GOOD. THANKS. 142 00:10:51,595 --> 00:10:55,049 She was born in Piacenza on February 25, 1935, 143 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:57,073 Pisces constellation. 144 00:10:57,632 --> 00:10:59,016 It was snowing that day! 145 00:10:59,588 --> 00:11:01,468 As you can see, she has two heads... 146 00:11:01,846 --> 00:11:03,828 But only one father and one only mother. 147 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:06,452 She needs a double husband! 148 00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:09,084 Hi Severino! Now, if I may... 149 00:11:09,108 --> 00:11:12,497 I'll come and sell you at prices with a simple postcard... 150 00:11:12,521 --> 00:11:17,651 The first stock of portraits of the two-headed woman, the only one in the world. 151 00:11:18,213 --> 00:11:20,942 And that's nothing! It will bring you luck too! 152 00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:23,448 - I buy them all! - Well done, money! 153 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,698 Verna! This time I steal your wife! 154 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:31,088 - If this is true... - You are always the last to arrive. 155 00:11:31,112 --> 00:11:32,656 I only came back for you. 156 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:33,847 You speak! 157 00:11:33,871 --> 00:11:36,659 Come with me! I want stay only with you. 158 00:11:36,683 --> 00:11:38,976 - In privacy! - Don't you know that I rented everything? 159 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,211 Wait, but where am I going go to sleep? In malaria? 160 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:42,494 It would do you good! 161 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:45,323 What courage! You You're all the same! 162 00:11:45,424 --> 00:11:46,723 - 80 Lira. - Make me drink. 163 00:11:48,694 --> 00:11:51,092 Women's eyes draw sighs! to you... 164 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:57,004 Verna! Verna, tell me who it is. 165 00:11:57,872 --> 00:11:59,264 Who? The waitress? 166 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,400 It's Marina. 167 00:12:00,424 --> 00:12:01,624 No, no. This is not true. 168 00:12:02,009 --> 00:12:04,492 I... I will follow you On your knees. 169 00:12:04,914 --> 00:12:07,114 It's been a year since I saw you. But who could have imagined it? 170 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:08,138 Tell me, but... 171 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,797 But what medicine did you take? 172 00:12:11,715 --> 00:12:15,005 Last time you were just a little flower. 173 00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:16,718 And I find you grown up like a tree. 174 00:12:17,774 --> 00:12:19,191 Take your hands off. 175 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,018 But. But you greet me like that? 176 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,852 But why are you running away? 177 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:32,288 Marina, stop? Are you afraid I'll eat you? 178 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,515 Come here. Why run? 179 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,786 Wait Marina. I have to explain to you. 180 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:41,338 Open! Open and I explains everything to you. 181 00:12:41,781 --> 00:12:45,082 My eyesight is failing. This is why I didn't recognize you right away. 182 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,813 You're still angry because... 183 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:49,226 Last year, I went out with the girl from the carousel? 184 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:52,159 You were too young. I did it for you. 185 00:12:53,651 --> 00:12:56,092 Speak. Tell me something. 186 00:12:57,707 --> 00:13:00,452 Don't you speak? So listen. 187 00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,462 I decided to marry you right away. 188 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,780 I'm buying the broom tomorrow which is the symbol of family. 189 00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:06,917 Leave her alone! 190 00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:08,941 Don't start bothering him this year too. 191 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:10,568 No, no! I am seriously this time. 192 00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:11,592 Get out of there! 193 00:13:12,549 --> 00:13:15,049 - I'm not moving from here! - Then I'll come and get you. 194 00:13:15,856 --> 00:13:17,600 Verna but what What am I doing wrong? 195 00:13:17,716 --> 00:13:19,632 Come on or she'll end up lock himself in his room. 196 00:13:19,658 --> 00:13:20,957 With all the work that there is... 197 00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:22,366 I will help you. 198 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,590 Yes, you are talking! 199 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:44,292 Verna Verna, I swear! She's the woman of my life! 200 00:13:44,315 --> 00:13:45,577 You tell all the girls. 201 00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:47,720 Oh no, stop. It's not me. 202 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:49,005 He's my twin brother. 203 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:51,227 It's him who shows me of all colors. 204 00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,452 But stop! Everyone knows that you are an only child. 205 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,853 Ouuuuu, like the News travels fast! 206 00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:06,542 Dino. 207 00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:09,909 Dino, why are you don't help me? 208 00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:12,382 With your wife it's a disaster. 209 00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:13,803 But what are you doing to him? 210 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:15,578 What do you want me to do to him? 211 00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:18,374 Now we talk to each other only by signs. 212 00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:19,398 I understand you. 213 00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:20,621 It's who pile of scrap metal? 214 00:14:20,699 --> 00:14:23,406 - to me why? - Take him. It bothers me. 215 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:26,669 For God's sake. Your face is made to smile. 216 00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:28,693 I'll be there right away! I'm going to kill her. 217 00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:33,000 And here my friends, I I'm ready! 218 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,106 Would you like to help Severino? 219 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,533 - Are we preparing the table? - And how! 220 00:14:42,568 --> 00:14:43,889 - Give, give! - Here are the bags. 221 00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:46,427 The green box. 222 00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,304 And the iron box. 223 00:14:54,096 --> 00:14:55,520 Sit down. 224 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,690 And now? 225 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,467 Take off your shoes. 226 00:15:12,293 --> 00:15:14,826 - Even the socks? - Yes, even the socks. 227 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,653 To all, I ask you greater silence. 228 00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:25,025 I don't even want hear a pin drop. 229 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:30,659 Here, be careful. 230 00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:35,332 A number for you, for you and for you. 231 00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:37,836 There is a gift for the first 5 number. Here, there it is. 232 00:15:37,859 --> 00:15:40,136 Hold hands. By the hand. Hold on to that. 233 00:15:40,529 --> 00:15:41,730 What do we do now? 234 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:43,625 Get on the chairs. 235 00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:55,807 Be careful, be careful! 236 00:15:57,102 --> 00:15:58,583 For the only time in the world, 237 00:15:59,213 --> 00:16:02,852 The Norwegian Liaison Office presents itself to you... 238 00:16:03,178 --> 00:16:06,178 To offer you, through of my modest self, 239 00:16:06,755 --> 00:16:09,318 A product never seen before before today. 240 00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:12,826 Swedish and American scientists and Russian... 241 00:16:13,255 --> 00:16:19,872 Collaborated on the discovery of a product remained secret until the Geneva Congress. 242 00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:24,799 Gentlemen, as you may have heard, 243 00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:27,990 I came to your party... 244 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:30,851 With a miracle of modern medicine. 245 00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:35,731 But before introducing you to the result of this scientific research, 246 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:37,315 I, ladies and gentlemen, 247 00:16:39,877 --> 00:16:42,285 I take advantage of your courteous attention... 248 00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:45,309 To make you note your feet of these old people. 249 00:16:45,332 --> 00:16:46,720 - You are not offended? - No. 250 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:50,252 As you can see, they are disgusting. 251 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:53,266 A man with feet like that is no longer a man. 252 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:56,398 We could classify it among animals. 253 00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:00,127 Let's not talk about the ugliness of women's feet. 254 00:17:00,513 --> 00:17:03,480 In America, ugly feet obtain divorces. 255 00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:05,523 - And how do you get them? - Like that. 256 00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:10,411 Look, look! What marvel, what a spectacle! 257 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,172 But ladies and gentlemen... 258 00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:17,021 These feet are a masterpiece, just like the Mona Lisa. 259 00:17:17,631 --> 00:17:21,639 Compared to a Japanese who ended up under an atomic bomb. 260 00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:24,595 But I would like to explain myself better. 261 00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:27,251 And that's why, 262 00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:30,747 That I brought you the mysterious Deus Ex Machina. 263 00:17:31,747 --> 00:17:34,796 Would you like to see it? I can read it in your eyes. 264 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,581 You, my beauty, guess a little. 265 00:17:37,954 --> 00:17:39,769 - Me... - A microscope. 266 00:17:39,794 --> 00:17:41,032 No, sorry sir. 267 00:17:41,055 --> 00:17:42,255 So let us see it. 268 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,951 Well said, curious man and intelligent man. 269 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,985 Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'll show it to you. 270 00:17:54,162 --> 00:17:56,224 Here it is, ladies and gentlemen. 271 00:17:56,514 --> 00:17:57,910 The modest animal... 272 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,389 to whom we owe today our salvation... 273 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,454 Ascomis Marmotta 274 00:18:03,746 --> 00:18:05,713 Commonly called marmot. 275 00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:07,884 Observe her ladies and gentlemen. 276 00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:11,389 A short muzzle, a short body, a short nose, a short tail... 277 00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:14,066 But a lively intelligence, acute senses... 278 00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,499 And a big dose of courage! 279 00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:19,812 Did you see? She doesn't have didn't move a bit. 280 00:18:19,835 --> 00:18:21,436 And you know why? 281 00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:22,759 - She is deaf. - No! 282 00:18:22,784 --> 00:18:24,379 Because she's not afraid of anything. 283 00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:27,528 We understood. You're doing all this circus to sell marmot fat. 284 00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:28,553 It's a trick. 285 00:18:28,721 --> 00:18:31,240 No, no. This gentleman is wrong. 286 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,717 The era of the Middle Ages is over. 287 00:18:35,036 --> 00:18:37,286 I presented to you this harmless animal... 288 00:18:38,089 --> 00:18:41,502 Like a curiosity scientific-military... 289 00:18:41,526 --> 00:18:44,464 because she is the fruit of an atomic bomb! 290 00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:47,978 He is a modest hero which I present to you. 291 00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:49,303 Not a beast. 292 00:18:49,891 --> 00:18:54,905 Three months ago they blew up one H bomb on 1000 live animals. 293 00:18:54,928 --> 00:18:56,159 She was there too. 294 00:18:56,567 --> 00:19:00,168 Goats, horses, oxen. All ended in smoke. 295 00:19:00,669 --> 00:19:04,146 However, my groundhog was found like that. She was playing. 296 00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:07,268 I ask you now: Why isn't she dead? 297 00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:08,793 Come on, why isn't she not dead? 298 00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,717 But how do you expect we know that? 299 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:12,324 And yes, that’s right! 300 00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:13,905 I'll tell you why. 301 00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:20,115 Because she was painted of sodium chloride. 302 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,140 NaCL. Who is this powder? 303 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,163 That's why she is not dead! 304 00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:28,048 And you... How are you react in the event of war? 305 00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:30,926 How much did you spend for anti-atomic defense? 306 00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:32,555 Nothing! 307 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:37,169 You smoke in peace, drink your wine... 308 00:19:37,192 --> 00:19:39,192 And you don't think about nuclear radiation. 309 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,687 Does it burn? I have to do it. 310 00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:51,639 In any case, there is only So I can save your feet. 311 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,897 It's a pleasure what I do to you. 312 00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:56,227 Like a dentist with his dental drill. 313 00:19:56,582 --> 00:19:58,423 A little trouble and everything is settled. 314 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:01,627 But now ladies and gentlemen... 315 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:04,262 Where do you think it will explode atomic bombs? 316 00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:05,585 In big cities? No. 317 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:08,059 Here. This is the center of everything! 318 00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,771 With just one bomb, they flood half the world. 319 00:20:12,147 --> 00:20:13,291 Moral of the fable, 320 00:20:13,314 --> 00:20:15,918 If I see 5 hands raised, I say 5, 321 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,618 I am selling the product the modest sum of 100 Lire. 322 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,900 It's nothing at all! 323 00:20:20,923 --> 00:20:23,224 Don't get fooled. It's cooking salt. 324 00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:24,448 It's good for the broth. 325 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,354 If you take it that way, That's enough. 326 00:20:28,281 --> 00:20:29,281 Got it. 327 00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:32,574 There are people among you who want to offend me. 328 00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:35,650 Me, given my character, 329 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:37,732 I no longer sell. 330 00:20:43,093 --> 00:20:44,724 I didn't do it for the money, 331 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:47,431 But only for a principle of humanity. 332 00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:51,387 No it's useless, useless! Useless! 333 00:20:52,213 --> 00:20:53,301 That's enough! 334 00:20:53,957 --> 00:20:55,196 The rest of you, get down. 335 00:20:57,937 --> 00:21:00,521 Stop! Don't touch! 336 00:21:02,097 --> 00:21:07,248 Tomorrow, tomorrow I want at least 200 people who ask me for forgiveness. 337 00:21:07,822 --> 00:21:11,188 And then maybe, I I will decide to sell. 338 00:21:11,785 --> 00:21:16,138 But tomorrow, for every package that costs today 100 lire, I'll take 200! 339 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:18,803 And now that's enough! Move along because I'm tired. 340 00:21:18,828 --> 00:21:20,828 Come on, go back at your home! Come on! 341 00:21:21,869 --> 00:21:23,365 - There you are, young man. - THANKS. 342 00:21:28,376 --> 00:21:29,376 Miss. 343 00:21:29,678 --> 00:21:32,252 - I agree with you. - Still happy there is one. 344 00:21:32,256 --> 00:21:34,023 Do you allow me? I am the son by Bertoletti, 345 00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:35,786 From Codigoro, that of fabrics. 346 00:21:36,409 --> 00:21:38,592 - Very happy to meet you. - The pleasure is mine. 347 00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:40,915 - Do you want to shoot? - No, you're the one shooting. 348 00:21:42,098 --> 00:21:43,698 You will see that I do always a fly. 349 00:21:43,722 --> 00:21:44,868 Stay next to me. 350 00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:47,449 Tomorrow it will be better. You will see. 351 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,171 - I know. - The peasants will come. 352 00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:53,041 Progress is struggling to move forward. 353 00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:55,064 Why not come eat with us? 354 00:21:55,089 --> 00:21:57,392 - What do you have, fish? - Yes. - Why not. 355 00:21:58,052 --> 00:22:01,794 Either way, you are the only friends I have here. Let's go! 356 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:10,150 - Ready? - Yes, a moment. 357 00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:15,835 Out! Get out of here! If I found again in my bed... 358 00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:18,329 Hey, wait for me! Stop! Stop! 359 00:22:30,663 --> 00:22:33,430 Hey you two. I takes you to fairs. 360 00:22:33,910 --> 00:22:36,222 You will make me richer than the marmot. 361 00:22:36,246 --> 00:22:38,246 Go forward! 362 00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:42,361 He thinks he is enchanting us with these speeches. 363 00:22:42,387 --> 00:22:44,387 to me? I'm going 180 km/h! Do you think! 364 00:23:05,929 --> 00:23:07,633 You add pepper! 365 00:23:08,377 --> 00:23:09,497 Everything has to be redone. 366 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:14,646 Family is zero, the homeland doesn't care and God does not accept my advice. 367 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:18,227 - But you are an anarchist. - I would eliminate the anarchists. 368 00:23:18,738 --> 00:23:20,121 But then according to you... 369 00:23:21,913 --> 00:23:23,985 Nothing is going right in this world. 370 00:23:24,816 --> 00:23:27,383 Believe me... We can only save the bed. 371 00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:35,582 But... it's true that all barbers are killing themselves in town? 372 00:23:35,605 --> 00:23:36,646 It's obligatory. 373 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:41,678 They have nothing more to do with electric shavers. 374 00:23:41,766 --> 00:23:43,018 It's a massacre. 375 00:23:44,447 --> 00:23:46,398 They hang themselves everywhere. 376 00:23:46,878 --> 00:23:48,085 Mine ended up under a train. 377 00:23:50,188 --> 00:23:52,697 You must be careful to walk the streets... 378 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,035 because they fall from it windows unexpectedly. 379 00:23:56,084 --> 00:23:58,121 But no one motivates them? 380 00:23:58,795 --> 00:23:59,907 Help them? 381 00:24:00,284 --> 00:24:02,298 Who will take care of a barber? 382 00:24:03,219 --> 00:24:06,533 It's like the merchandise pulled by a horse, it is surpassed. 383 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,053 You know that at the Milan fair, 384 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:14,271 There were the mute people who spoke like this: uuu. With blowjobs. 385 00:24:16,228 --> 00:24:19,547 They made two blind men see who saw with their ears. 386 00:24:20,412 --> 00:24:23,450 You are too far from all that. You cannot realize it. 387 00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:25,473 But if you move away a little. 388 00:24:26,053 --> 00:24:27,302 500 km. 389 00:24:27,852 --> 00:24:29,639 You would meet the first iron men... 390 00:24:29,665 --> 00:24:31,342 Who wander the streets. 391 00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:32,867 Damn then! 392 00:24:37,478 --> 00:24:38,726 Nicola, get rid of it! 393 00:24:39,618 --> 00:24:41,978 But tonight too you don't leave me alone. 394 00:24:42,003 --> 00:24:43,602 You can see we're talking. 395 00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:45,749 But don't argue. 396 00:24:45,774 --> 00:24:47,073 We are so happy here. 397 00:24:47,098 --> 00:24:49,098 Come on, I'll give a helping hand. 398 00:24:49,642 --> 00:24:51,724 Turn off the lamp. I am eaten by mosquitoes. 399 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,542 And the trade of eyes, what do you say? 400 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,288 - The eyes? - Yes. 401 00:25:12,768 --> 00:25:14,312 There are banks where... 402 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,835 One can go to sell an eye. 403 00:25:17,496 --> 00:25:18,662 And they buy it from you. 404 00:25:19,005 --> 00:25:20,187 And what do they do with it? 405 00:25:21,273 --> 00:25:22,416 They resell them. 406 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,697 As for the parts of replacement of cars. 407 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,890 How much do they want for one eye? 408 00:25:29,056 --> 00:25:30,514 It depends... 409 00:25:30,784 --> 00:25:32,312 There is one who bought a store. 410 00:25:38,910 --> 00:25:41,813 I could sell one because with this one I see very well. 411 00:25:41,836 --> 00:25:45,538 Yes... but this story eyes is no longer a novelty. 412 00:25:47,484 --> 00:25:51,066 We have reached the point where people buy land on the moon. 413 00:25:51,387 --> 00:25:55,388 � In New York, there is an office where they sell it to you with a real contract. 414 00:25:56,445 --> 00:25:58,045 In America, it there is money! 415 00:25:58,178 --> 00:26:02,139 I knew a soldier who threw long butts like that. 416 00:26:03,339 --> 00:26:04,534 It's normal. 417 00:26:21,051 --> 00:26:23,538 The best deal that I heard... 418 00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:25,929 This is what a friend in Rome did. 419 00:26:27,905 --> 00:26:29,804 But here we enter another area. 420 00:26:30,617 --> 00:26:31,888 In the big leagues. 421 00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:33,957 Few are those who can do it. 422 00:26:34,947 --> 00:26:36,827 Not for the money, seriously. 423 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:41,746 You'll never guess even if you cry. 424 00:26:49,435 --> 00:26:51,323 Heaven! 425 00:26:58,382 --> 00:26:59,597 - The sky? - Yes. 426 00:26:59,621 --> 00:27:02,610 They optimize it, resell it. Like that. 427 00:27:03,014 --> 00:27:04,830 Everything under wraps of course. 428 00:27:06,153 --> 00:27:09,073 What do they do with the sky? It's air. We are not birds. 429 00:27:09,078 --> 00:27:11,851 What a speech. In the meantime, we go when we move. 430 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:13,756 And comfortably. 431 00:27:13,821 --> 00:27:15,220 And we have to think about it now? 432 00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:17,021 A guy like you, no. 433 00:27:17,173 --> 00:27:19,832 But you don't remember this what did this footballer spend... 434 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,169 for his grave? The one who came every year at Christmas. 435 00:27:22,268 --> 00:27:26,069 Better to buy a piece of sky rather than a tombstone. 436 00:27:26,092 --> 00:27:28,143 Me if I could, I would buy it. 437 00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:30,179 - And you Alfredo? - You surprise me. 438 00:27:31,092 --> 00:27:32,188 Did you buy it? 439 00:27:32,211 --> 00:27:34,630 - But he doesn't care, he's young. - No, no 440 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:36,612 It interests me, and how! 441 00:27:39,498 --> 00:27:43,409 But I was thinking about the ban passages for planes. 442 00:27:45,048 --> 00:27:48,504 Excuse me but who said to go there? 443 00:27:49,297 --> 00:27:51,297 Before, it was a free zone and I agree. 444 00:27:51,676 --> 00:27:54,076 But when it belongs to me, I stop them and say: 445 00:27:54,364 --> 00:27:56,076 Stop, where are you going? 446 00:27:56,537 --> 00:27:57,737 Here I am in charge. 447 00:27:57,762 --> 00:27:59,762 If you want to pass you have to pay otherwise hello. 448 00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:01,518 What if they don't stop? 449 00:28:01,630 --> 00:28:02,661 Too bad for them! 450 00:28:02,686 --> 00:28:04,447 That way you can get a fine. 451 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:09,415 But I say... without thinking that... 452 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,127 imagine that a comet passes in your sky, 453 00:28:14,218 --> 00:28:15,495 It's priceless. 454 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,605 It's a show that you given to the whole world. 455 00:28:19,169 --> 00:28:20,932 They must at least recognize it. 456 00:28:21,709 --> 00:28:23,201 The least you can do... 457 00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,476 You put a tax on spotting scopes. 458 00:28:26,377 --> 00:28:29,001 And you are well involved in this matter? 459 00:28:30,538 --> 00:28:31,826 Like this like this. 460 00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:34,393 The big shots are behind the scenes. 461 00:28:34,418 --> 00:28:36,839 I got in, in all modesty. 462 00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:38,992 And how much does it cost? 463 00:28:40,727 --> 00:28:42,402 For now, it is reasonable but... 464 00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:46,252 In a year... Who knows where it will end. 465 00:28:46,275 --> 00:28:48,383 You say it's a deal? 466 00:28:48,883 --> 00:28:49,977 But of course! 467 00:28:50,754 --> 00:28:52,736 We kill two birds with one stone. 468 00:28:53,489 --> 00:28:57,707 Heaven for death and truth heaven, the commercial one. 469 00:29:01,227 --> 00:29:04,767 What a deal, power buy that, up there. 470 00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:06,792 It's a marvel. 471 00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:15,938 Hey, you guys. Nicholas! 472 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:20,499 Nicola, they saw us in the prohibited area to catch eels. 473 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,449 - The guards will arrive! - Where can we hide you? 474 00:29:22,474 --> 00:29:24,073 - Wherever you want! - But how to do it? 475 00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:25,648 They are sinners who defraud. 476 00:29:25,671 --> 00:29:27,413 Listen, I have to go back to the village. 477 00:29:27,438 --> 00:29:28,525 I take them with me. 478 00:29:34,698 --> 00:29:36,226 Hurry, Cleto. 479 00:29:37,669 --> 00:29:39,169 Quickly, they are coming. 480 00:29:39,191 --> 00:29:40,402 They have their engines stopped. 481 00:29:48,378 --> 00:29:49,418 Good evening Garibaldi. 482 00:29:49,736 --> 00:29:51,442 What are you doing here At this time? 483 00:29:53,405 --> 00:29:56,070 It's no use asking you if you saw anyone. 484 00:29:56,093 --> 00:29:57,736 Why, he arrived something? 485 00:29:57,761 --> 00:29:59,409 They will give it to you this medal. 486 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:01,629 As if you don't know me. 487 00:30:01,737 --> 00:30:04,237 If I ordered myself, I would fill the house with fish. 488 00:30:04,465 --> 00:30:07,197 For me, the guards, the spies, the servants and the bosses... 489 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:09,021 I would eliminate them from the surface of the earth. 490 00:30:09,044 --> 00:30:11,589 Oh yes? You are not never happy 491 00:30:11,612 --> 00:30:14,888 I saved you a thousand times from the prison and you thank me that way. 492 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,405 Come on, let's go. 493 00:30:19,009 --> 00:30:22,425 Go to bed! You would make us starve for an eel. 494 00:30:26,486 --> 00:30:28,005 Now this is no longer possible. 495 00:30:28,028 --> 00:30:30,294 They will even look for you under the bed. 496 00:30:30,319 --> 00:30:31,819 It's tiring. 497 00:30:32,371 --> 00:30:34,537 Guys... I'm leaving. 498 00:30:35,036 --> 00:30:36,286 I've been hanging around too long. 499 00:30:36,311 --> 00:30:38,398 But stay here with us. 500 00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:40,294 We are so cool. 501 00:30:40,634 --> 00:30:42,134 How should I do with my wife? 502 00:30:42,218 --> 00:30:44,522 Let go. Of all how it's done. 503 00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:47,047 That’s true too. 504 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,150 This is a golden opportunity to free you. 505 00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:01,398 Tell the truth, 506 00:31:01,891 --> 00:31:04,126 You wouldn't like have a piece of the sky? 507 00:31:05,122 --> 00:31:06,122 Up there. 508 00:31:06,829 --> 00:31:08,013 If it were true... 509 00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:11,234 We buy everything with money. 510 00:31:22,735 --> 00:31:24,386 Good night Severino and thank you. 511 00:31:25,292 --> 00:31:27,210 - Good night guys! - Good night. 512 00:31:29,868 --> 00:31:31,916 - We're nice and cool, aren't we? - And yes. 513 00:31:32,216 --> 00:31:33,543 - Good night. - Good night. 514 00:31:41,348 --> 00:31:43,227 Shall we make an exchange? 515 00:31:47,204 --> 00:31:48,762 I give you a kiss and you a slap. 516 00:31:49,056 --> 00:31:50,292 Are you still out and about? 517 00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:51,766 I feel so bad today. 518 00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:55,831 You need the city, 519 00:31:55,854 --> 00:31:57,054 A piece of clothing as I say, 520 00:31:57,079 --> 00:31:58,275 high heels, 521 00:31:58,297 --> 00:31:59,436 You would be a disaster! 522 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,505 It's pretty! 523 00:32:00,803 --> 00:32:02,082 Have you never been to Milan? 524 00:32:02,105 --> 00:32:03,896 Have you seen the store windows? 525 00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:06,050 Theaters, brands bright, neon lights... 526 00:32:06,878 --> 00:32:08,747 I wouldn't even go if I was paid for the trip. 527 00:32:08,771 --> 00:32:11,251 When a woman reasons like That, I would kill her! 528 00:32:11,575 --> 00:32:13,409 If you marry me, you will go where I tell you. 529 00:32:14,447 --> 00:32:17,313 I would make you a house with a fridge, an American kitchen... 530 00:32:17,339 --> 00:32:19,728 with a blender that will let you sleep. 531 00:32:20,074 --> 00:32:22,415 But I'm fine with my chickens. They make eggs... 532 00:32:22,438 --> 00:32:24,055 No, don't say those things. 533 00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:27,141 In town, we have livestock artificial ones which make 1000 per minute. 534 00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:29,401 With machines, like macaroni. 535 00:32:29,805 --> 00:32:31,496 Yes, but they are not not like mine. 536 00:32:31,553 --> 00:32:32,688 Do you know what I'm thinking? 537 00:32:33,846 --> 00:32:35,246 I want to give you a scarf of silk. 538 00:32:35,271 --> 00:32:36,771 Why don't you come not take it? 539 00:32:36,794 --> 00:32:38,169 You would change your mind. 540 00:32:38,194 --> 00:32:41,103 You keep it for yourself. I don't don't go above with you. 541 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:44,496 And why? What do you have afraid? I am a gentleman. 542 00:32:46,239 --> 00:32:47,494 Giovanni, come on! 543 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:20,999 It doesn't weigh 200 grams this mortadella. 544 00:33:21,024 --> 00:33:22,984 Go weigh it if you don't have not trust. 545 00:33:23,007 --> 00:33:24,502 You're not going to fool me. 546 00:33:25,332 --> 00:33:26,333 Two possibilities: 547 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,580 Or you took less to keep you money, 548 00:33:28,603 --> 00:33:30,603 - Or you ate some. - Me? 549 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,732 I swear to you that I barely smelled the smell. 550 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,438 The odor weighs at least 10 grams. 551 00:33:35,898 --> 00:33:39,160 Either way, I'll give it to you again to show you who I am. 552 00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,756 I wouldn't even touch it if it were gold. 553 00:33:42,092 --> 00:33:43,493 Marina, bring us a drink. 554 00:33:43,515 --> 00:33:44,515 I'll come right away. 555 00:33:44,540 --> 00:33:47,119 Come and clear out. Severino still have to work a lot? 556 00:33:47,357 --> 00:33:49,781 He still has 10 bags left and he will be finished. 557 00:33:50,631 --> 00:33:52,931 This one is going to be a hit. 558 00:33:53,023 --> 00:33:54,523 When he comes, who will talk to him? 559 00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:57,238 You no because you don't know make beautiful speeches. 560 00:33:57,707 --> 00:33:59,890 I know what to say to him. 561 00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:02,144 But the words don't come. 562 00:34:02,652 --> 00:34:04,430 For business, you you're not good at it. 563 00:34:04,915 --> 00:34:07,608 Better than it is me who negotiates. I'm used to it. 564 00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,321 And for him, you have decided to do what? 565 00:34:10,546 --> 00:34:11,729 I told you. 566 00:34:12,244 --> 00:34:14,133 If he wants to align with me, okay. 567 00:34:14,535 --> 00:34:15,711 Otherwise, he will manage. 568 00:34:15,749 --> 00:34:17,249 I have no money To throw out the windows. 569 00:34:17,273 --> 00:34:18,566 Don't worry about me. 570 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:22,383 Do what you want, me I will manage on my own. 571 00:34:22,407 --> 00:34:24,276 I never asked you anything anyway. 572 00:34:24,910 --> 00:34:26,079 Good or bad... 573 00:34:27,662 --> 00:34:30,222 Bosses must always be eliminated. 574 00:34:31,983 --> 00:34:33,035 I'm paying for this wine! 575 00:34:33,477 --> 00:34:35,709 - Come and drink too. - No, later. 576 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,961 He's the man made for you. Don't let it slip away! 577 00:34:37,985 --> 00:34:39,421 What a beautiful champion! 578 00:34:39,584 --> 00:34:41,684 He gives me hair whites earlier than expected. 579 00:34:41,709 --> 00:34:43,735 Do you want a helping hand? 580 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:46,314 YOU? What do you know of these things? 581 00:34:46,642 --> 00:34:50,452 We read in you! You have so much flashed that you can barely stand. 582 00:34:50,729 --> 00:34:51,729 But where do you see this? 583 00:34:51,729 --> 00:34:53,028 From everywhere! 584 00:34:53,246 --> 00:34:55,588 Your hands are shaking like a leaf. 585 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,405 Me? Do you think! He Doesn't make me hot or cold. 586 00:35:05,445 --> 00:35:06,773 Get out! 587 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,273 - Marina, the bottle! - Yes! 588 00:35:14,972 --> 00:35:17,101 Marina, you never come see me. 589 00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:21,903 There is Novello chicken, beefsteak, fillet and eel on the grill. 590 00:35:21,927 --> 00:35:24,227 Chicken for me. And for her, spinach, eh nina. 591 00:35:24,251 --> 00:35:25,584 There is no more spinach. 592 00:35:26,486 --> 00:35:28,860 - Then bring him a newspaper. - Of course, and glasses. 593 00:35:28,883 --> 00:35:30,782 Tell me, are you still angry with me? 594 00:35:30,805 --> 00:35:32,372 Me? I'm not angry with no one. 595 00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:33,499 I can? 596 00:35:33,523 --> 00:35:34,789 Yes, sit down. 597 00:35:34,813 --> 00:35:36,867 - I hope not to disturb. - Quite the contrary. 598 00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:39,150 You're going to keep me company. 599 00:35:39,307 --> 00:35:42,061 If it wasn't for a very important thing, 600 00:35:42,086 --> 00:35:44,209 I wouldn't have come disturb you at this hour. 601 00:35:44,572 --> 00:35:48,041 You know, you are here now, later who knows? 602 00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:50,865 - Can I talk to you? - Yes. 603 00:35:51,557 --> 00:35:53,939 I listen to you even if it is not visible. 604 00:35:53,956 --> 00:35:55,389 I have so many concerns. 605 00:35:55,412 --> 00:35:58,180 We thought about buy this thing. 606 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,088 We have prepared the money. 607 00:36:01,385 --> 00:36:02,474 We are getting old... 608 00:36:02,854 --> 00:36:04,356 No no. The powder is finished. 609 00:36:04,905 --> 00:36:07,809 And then between us, she not much use. 610 00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:11,387 For you, in case of bombing, you need new feet. 611 00:36:11,410 --> 00:36:13,267 No, it's not about powder. 612 00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:16,037 At least it's not poisoned? 613 00:36:16,452 --> 00:36:18,030 I wouldn't trust it. 614 00:36:21,287 --> 00:36:25,093 We thought about buying this piece of heaven to the society of Rome. 615 00:36:30,718 --> 00:36:33,775 So, it's quite a another story. 616 00:36:36,077 --> 00:36:39,653 And with 3000 Lire, we how many can buy? 617 00:36:44,606 --> 00:36:46,698 Well, since you are friends, 3000 have done... 618 00:36:49,102 --> 00:36:50,325 One hectare. 619 00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:52,166 One hectare. 620 00:36:53,262 --> 00:36:56,224 That would work for us. We are three, maximum four. 621 00:36:56,555 --> 00:36:58,291 It remains a good investment. 622 00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:01,198 Can we know where it is? 623 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:02,769 No, we can't. 624 00:37:03,189 --> 00:37:04,222 It's automatic! 625 00:37:04,387 --> 00:37:06,972 Maybe in America, in Australia, 626 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,800 Better yet. There will have curiosity. 627 00:37:08,823 --> 00:37:09,823 Of course! 628 00:37:10,012 --> 00:37:13,099 And the contract? It has to be done with your friends from Rome? 629 00:37:13,124 --> 00:37:15,124 No, I'll take care of it. I have carte blanche. 630 00:37:15,557 --> 00:37:18,916 Fortunately. I was afraid to have to go all the way there. 631 00:37:19,173 --> 00:37:20,389 And then you are a friend. 632 00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:22,220 We will make a contract between us. 633 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:24,427 A good handful of hand and we agree. 634 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:25,887 Simpler than that. 635 00:37:26,894 --> 00:37:28,903 - All right? - All right. 636 00:37:30,363 --> 00:37:33,401 And for the money, the payment? 637 00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,425 Marina! 638 00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:38,883 No, no. You have too much of concerns in mind and I... 639 00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:41,764 But obviously. We don't don't eat here. 640 00:37:42,673 --> 00:37:45,081 Gino, it's been an hour since I ordered, what do we do? 641 00:37:45,104 --> 00:37:46,104 What do you want to do? 642 00:37:46,128 --> 00:37:49,122 Today, it is women who command. We are no longer of any use. 643 00:37:49,146 --> 00:37:50,747 I'm going to the kitchen see what happens. 644 00:37:50,771 --> 00:37:52,148 Go ahead because I'm hungry. 645 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,010 Do you like her? 646 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,061 You eat ice cream well. 647 00:38:04,943 --> 00:38:06,367 Please continue. 648 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:10,003 Did you see where it went? this old guy who just came out? 649 00:38:10,186 --> 00:38:11,787 No, I didn't pay attention. 650 00:38:14,590 --> 00:38:16,523 - See you later? - Maybe. 651 00:38:18,276 --> 00:38:21,052 listen, instead of an ice cream, I offer you what you want. 652 00:38:21,061 --> 00:38:22,733 Do you want a ring? A necklace? 653 00:38:23,939 --> 00:38:25,539 I want a man with mustaches. 654 00:38:29,276 --> 00:38:32,175 Where were you? It's been an hour since I searches with the dishes in his hands. 655 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,110 Yes, but this is here. I eat outside. 656 00:38:34,135 --> 00:38:36,539 - And bring me back the marmot. - All right. 657 00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:46,430 But what do you think? That he will offer her a piece of sky for free? 658 00:38:46,454 --> 00:38:52,082 I know well. But put yourself in his place. He always worked like a beast. 659 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:01,746 What did you come here to do? 660 00:39:01,769 --> 00:39:03,909 - To work. - With this machine? 661 00:39:04,659 --> 00:39:06,450 Of course. We start tomorrow morning. 662 00:39:06,961 --> 00:39:08,443 But what to start? 663 00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:11,689 to remove the water. We will make a profit. 664 00:39:11,713 --> 00:39:14,293 -And where will we end up? - What do we know about it? 665 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,617 If you stay here, we we will make a profit for you too. 666 00:39:16,642 --> 00:39:19,854 The more we move forward, the more they show all the colors. 667 00:39:29,023 --> 00:39:31,892 Rider, you don't work not today? Here, drink. 668 00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,916 - You don't know? - What? 669 00:39:33,941 --> 00:39:35,053 Macal� is dead. 670 00:39:35,296 --> 00:39:36,296 But how is that? 671 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,956 I was giving him a spoonful of laxative when... 672 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:40,700 He bent... 673 00:39:41,432 --> 00:39:42,760 Then gritted his teeth, 674 00:39:43,052 --> 00:39:45,177 He looked me in the eyes like that, 675 00:39:45,311 --> 00:39:46,836 As if to say goodbye... 676 00:39:47,401 --> 00:39:48,624 And he died suddenly. 677 00:39:48,648 --> 00:39:51,242 I told you that You were overdoing the laxatives. 678 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:53,753 What do you advise me? 679 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:56,296 To bury it or throw it in the water? 680 00:39:56,322 --> 00:39:58,055 No. Bury it, it's better. 681 00:39:58,289 --> 00:40:00,289 Why don't you find him a nice place nearby? 682 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:01,550 Maybe you're right. 683 00:40:01,852 --> 00:40:06,336 Okay, I'm going. I have so much To settle that my head is spinning. 684 00:40:09,131 --> 00:40:11,186 Hey, see? 685 00:40:11,211 --> 00:40:12,905 You eat, you drink and you sleep, 686 00:40:12,930 --> 00:40:14,930 And we lost poor Macal�. 687 00:40:16,894 --> 00:40:18,476 If you get angry, it's worse. 688 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:20,499 You have to say you don't care. 689 00:40:20,523 --> 00:40:22,666 Man is a dirty, selfish beast. 690 00:40:22,691 --> 00:40:26,113 Are you kidding when I say he extermination would be necessary. 691 00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:28,035 Did it happen? 692 00:40:28,563 --> 00:40:30,367 If you calm down, I'll tell you again. 693 00:40:30,392 --> 00:40:32,392 I take you as associated in my part of heaven. 694 00:40:33,144 --> 00:40:35,160 eventually, you will be able to provide me with services. 695 00:40:40,269 --> 00:40:41,300 Where are you going? 696 00:40:41,999 --> 00:40:43,200 Where are you going Nicola? 697 00:40:43,224 --> 00:40:45,762 He's right, you're nothing else than avarice personified. 698 00:40:45,787 --> 00:40:48,590 Come back Nicola! Let's reason together. 699 00:40:49,276 --> 00:40:52,546 You make yourself look like if you were God the Father. 700 00:40:52,570 --> 00:40:55,293 Me? But if I still have you made to eat from my dish. 701 00:40:55,939 --> 00:40:57,434 You will see that we we will agree. 702 00:40:57,459 --> 00:40:59,077 With you, never! 703 00:41:00,175 --> 00:41:03,470 Don't be stupid. Stay here with us. 704 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:05,209 I'll offer you a piece. 705 00:41:05,499 --> 00:41:09,387 I just need a box of eels to buy me my share of the sky. 706 00:41:09,412 --> 00:41:13,097 I'm sick of you, of your bones dryers and everything else. 707 00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:14,715 Nicholas! Nicholas! 708 00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:16,385 - Stop! - Did you see? 709 00:41:16,409 --> 00:41:19,280 And whose fault is this time? I knelt down! 710 00:41:19,972 --> 00:41:23,347 I say that men are turning the world backwards. 711 00:41:35,544 --> 00:41:37,198 Enter. 712 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:41,114 Here is the ironed shirt. 713 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,022 - Hold. - How's that? 714 00:41:48,497 --> 00:41:51,096 You have to bring it to me up to the coat rack. 715 00:41:51,368 --> 00:41:52,607 I am a customer. 716 00:41:52,631 --> 00:41:54,330 If you move, I'll scream! 717 00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:03,196 What are you doing? 718 00:42:05,645 --> 00:42:06,645 Howl! 719 00:42:06,669 --> 00:42:07,669 Open right away! 720 00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:08,792 No. 721 00:42:08,815 --> 00:42:11,020 First you have to tell me who is this guy? - Who? 722 00:42:11,044 --> 00:42:12,415 Don't act innocent. 723 00:42:12,439 --> 00:42:13,439 Who are you talking about? 724 00:42:13,462 --> 00:42:14,872 The one who bought you the ice cream. 725 00:42:14,897 --> 00:42:15,939 The biker! 726 00:42:15,964 --> 00:42:17,105 He's a guy I like. 727 00:42:17,783 --> 00:42:18,783 More than me? 728 00:42:18,808 --> 00:42:21,580 But how? I am one of most beautiful men in Europe. 729 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:24,120 But have you seen yourself? You look like to a shepherd dog. 730 00:42:26,245 --> 00:42:27,616 So caress me. 731 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,638 I'm not the one on the ride! 732 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,660 And then you go away and we don't see you again. 733 00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:32,997 You are wrong this time! 734 00:42:34,547 --> 00:42:35,573 You're the one who's wrong. 735 00:42:35,598 --> 00:42:37,951 Drop it and take out the key. 736 00:42:39,415 --> 00:42:41,015 It's not worth it. It is open. 737 00:42:42,243 --> 00:42:44,930 I told you it's open. I have pretends to shut up. 738 00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:46,397 Go ahead. What are you waiting for? 739 00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:09,718 Laugh, laugh! 740 00:43:14,082 --> 00:43:16,355 What do you think? That the m�t of I'm interested in plenty? 741 00:43:41,551 --> 00:43:42,654 What's happening to you? 742 00:43:45,399 --> 00:43:46,866 Give me a puff. 743 00:43:51,035 --> 00:43:52,035 Keep it. 744 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:56,622 I already told you Zara that this number was out of fashion. 745 00:43:57,656 --> 00:43:59,910 Everything is out of fashion now. 746 00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:03,044 Dear Severino, we were making simple, elementary things. 747 00:44:03,067 --> 00:44:04,067 The beasts! 748 00:44:05,254 --> 00:44:07,285 So yes it was impressive the public. 749 00:44:07,921 --> 00:44:08,921 Not true? 750 00:44:09,207 --> 00:44:11,768 Or else, a phenomenon like the hen woman. 751 00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:13,792 An old number which still works. 752 00:44:13,815 --> 00:44:18,103 Or it should really be a woman with two heads. 753 00:44:18,594 --> 00:44:20,995 Currently it is useless. We can see that it's bogus. 754 00:44:21,018 --> 00:44:23,319 It's our fault if we don't Were we not born with two heads? 755 00:44:23,343 --> 00:44:25,542 It's no one's fault. I'm just observing. 756 00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:28,739 Start by noting that We haven't eaten since last night. 757 00:44:28,763 --> 00:44:32,473 Eat? We don't even have the money to leave. 758 00:44:32,497 --> 00:44:36,343 Ah if we hadn't listened to you, we would be with Ugo Tognazzi. 759 00:44:38,803 --> 00:44:41,254 Here. And try not to argue with you. 760 00:44:41,277 --> 00:44:42,700 Thank you Severino. 761 00:44:45,004 --> 00:44:46,252 Ciao. 762 00:44:51,968 --> 00:44:53,544 - Here is the water. - That's nice. 763 00:44:53,942 --> 00:44:56,196 I do all sports to lose weight. It's good? 764 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,812 You are the one who knows. 765 00:44:58,058 --> 00:45:00,105 Come. I will help you remove the bag. 766 00:45:00,129 --> 00:45:01,129 THANKS. 767 00:45:01,154 --> 00:45:02,694 Who put you in this state? 768 00:45:02,718 --> 00:45:04,718 The stew of plenty. 769 00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:06,743 Next year, I will Milan-Taranto 770 00:45:06,935 --> 00:45:08,335 Would you mind if I die? 771 00:45:09,076 --> 00:45:11,076 The doctor gave it to you ordered to run? 772 00:45:12,598 --> 00:45:14,098 You sound like my mother. 773 00:45:14,122 --> 00:45:16,122 She also doesn't want me to run. 774 00:45:16,145 --> 00:45:17,145 Oh yes? 775 00:45:17,169 --> 00:45:19,326 She is always afraid that it will happen to me something. 776 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,555 She would keep me in her skirts if she could. 777 00:45:22,598 --> 00:45:25,919 This is not to say, but at home, I am better treated than a king, you know? 778 00:45:26,752 --> 00:45:28,094 I don't doubt it. 779 00:45:28,828 --> 00:45:30,026 Here is the napkin. 780 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:32,053 If you want, I will say frankly. 781 00:45:32,469 --> 00:45:33,982 I don't know if you like me, 782 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,989 But I like you a lot. 783 00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:38,015 More than a racing motorcycle? 784 00:45:38,091 --> 00:45:39,419 Yes. A hundred times more. 785 00:45:40,812 --> 00:45:43,951 In five minutes we will begin ticket sales... 786 00:45:44,198 --> 00:45:45,897 For the second show... 787 00:45:45,928 --> 00:45:48,799 Offered by the hot woman. 788 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,125 You will see an angel's face... 789 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,607 And a gigantic body. 790 00:45:54,426 --> 00:45:56,145 Look at the bra. 791 00:45:56,926 --> 00:45:58,223 Observe it. 792 00:45:58,513 --> 00:46:02,406 A mother could dress your child there. 793 00:46:02,431 --> 00:46:03,585 But how much does she weigh? 794 00:46:03,609 --> 00:46:05,281 Two and a half quintals. 795 00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:06,825 There must be something. 796 00:46:06,850 --> 00:46:09,399 You can see it and bear witness. 797 00:46:09,422 --> 00:46:11,716 Yes. I'll check. Have faith in me. 798 00:46:11,739 --> 00:46:12,750 You are welcome. 799 00:46:20,482 --> 00:46:21,642 What are you doing here? 800 00:46:22,192 --> 00:46:23,448 I came to see you. 801 00:46:25,102 --> 00:46:26,468 There are people outside. 802 00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:30,181 What's going on? I see you depressed. 803 00:46:31,221 --> 00:46:32,821 I don't know it myself. 804 00:46:32,844 --> 00:46:35,328 Maybe I'm a little discouraged. 805 00:46:35,453 --> 00:46:38,006 Don't talk to me about discouragement or else it's ruined. 806 00:46:40,705 --> 00:46:42,598 It's hot under that wig. 807 00:46:44,788 --> 00:46:46,654 It’s a job that I can't do it anymore. 808 00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:48,850 - Was Monsieur able to see? - A moment. 809 00:46:51,714 --> 00:46:52,790 What buffoonery! 810 00:46:53,665 --> 00:46:56,027 You know how much they disgust me? 811 00:46:56,402 --> 00:46:58,953 They touch me, feel me, take my measurements. 812 00:46:58,977 --> 00:46:59,977 Yes I know. 813 00:47:00,002 --> 00:47:01,042 It's exhausting. 814 00:47:01,788 --> 00:47:03,926 Listen, how is your wife? 815 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,846 I'm worried about her too. 816 00:47:06,268 --> 00:47:08,725 If she gives me a fat child, it's the end. 817 00:47:08,955 --> 00:47:10,459 But no. You have to believe it. 818 00:47:10,482 --> 00:47:12,600 And don't worry. Ciao. 819 00:47:12,623 --> 00:47:14,044 Ciao. 820 00:47:19,957 --> 00:47:21,401 It's fantastic! 821 00:47:22,223 --> 00:47:24,504 You will see a spectacle that you will never forget! 822 00:47:24,527 --> 00:47:26,926 - Thank you sir. - It's me who thanks you. 823 00:47:26,950 --> 00:47:28,250 - Bye - Thank you, goodbye. 824 00:47:28,274 --> 00:47:30,654 And now let's begin ticket sales. 825 00:48:28,681 --> 00:48:29,873 - Allow me. - What do you mean? 826 00:48:31,361 --> 00:48:33,685 Tell me, who told you to dance in this way? 827 00:48:34,368 --> 00:48:36,806 If you prefer, I can do like that. 828 00:48:55,214 --> 00:48:59,319 I barely reach heaven, I bought myself a thousand white geese. 829 00:48:59,982 --> 00:49:01,982 And I'll go for a walk all day 830 00:49:02,006 --> 00:49:03,701 You'll see how much fun I'll have. 831 00:49:03,727 --> 00:49:06,216 It's not better if you put in the window... 832 00:49:06,906 --> 00:49:09,786 to look at what is happening here low? 833 00:49:10,346 --> 00:49:12,352 It would be so beautiful. 834 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:15,723 You look at everyone who works and you do nothing. 835 00:49:16,652 --> 00:49:19,582 Unfortunately, these are plans on the comet. 836 00:49:19,605 --> 00:49:20,605 You surprise me! 837 00:49:20,629 --> 00:49:22,830 I come from a breed of man of steel. 838 00:49:22,855 --> 00:49:25,254 My grandfather died at 106 years old. 839 00:49:25,277 --> 00:49:28,040 From this point of view, I am calm. 840 00:49:28,393 --> 00:49:29,922 We will die very quickly. 841 00:49:30,143 --> 00:49:32,814 Besides, I am surprised to still be alive. 842 00:49:33,234 --> 00:49:34,448 I have a heartbeat, 843 00:49:34,473 --> 00:49:37,799 An Austrian brilliance in oral thorn, otitis... 844 00:49:37,823 --> 00:49:40,919 If you wait for these illnesses to go bury yourself, you can always wait. 845 00:49:41,553 --> 00:49:43,353 Me if I were you, I would fuck myself up. 846 00:49:43,377 --> 00:49:45,178 Like this, you will be able to have fun right away. 847 00:49:45,234 --> 00:49:48,049 You're laughing, but it's not not so stupid. 848 00:49:49,007 --> 00:49:50,319 For me, that suits me. 849 00:49:50,806 --> 00:49:53,462 In any case, barbers are all commit suicide in town. 850 00:49:53,484 --> 00:49:56,424 It's fast and we're quiet forever. 851 00:49:57,281 --> 00:49:59,930 I'm surprised that we don't We hadn't thought about it before. 852 00:50:00,401 --> 00:50:03,448 I suggest you drown yourself offshore, it's magnificent. 853 00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,201 It's true, we have the boat. 854 00:50:06,739 --> 00:50:09,221 Besides, I don't want leave nothing to anyone. 855 00:50:10,364 --> 00:50:13,837 Listen, I should go do something at home. 856 00:50:14,544 --> 00:50:16,685 - I'll be right back. - Are you losing weight? 857 00:50:17,386 --> 00:50:21,848 I would like to know if my wife would ready to come too. 858 00:50:22,308 --> 00:50:26,750 You can't harm someone woman after 43 years of marriage. 859 00:50:27,069 --> 00:50:29,151 And that doesn’t seem enough to you? 860 00:50:29,888 --> 00:50:31,609 What's the connection? I care about her. 861 00:50:31,846 --> 00:50:33,846 And then? You bring your wife back when it becomes interesting. 862 00:50:33,870 --> 00:50:36,576 Women must be struck, they disturb, are jealous. 863 00:50:37,906 --> 00:50:40,578 He's right. Come with us. You don't won't regret it. 864 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,901 We must not waste time. 865 00:50:42,152 --> 00:50:43,352 So let's go! 866 00:50:43,689 --> 00:50:45,839 Since you agree, I'm going down. 867 00:51:01,834 --> 00:51:03,955 Damn it! He untied it. 868 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,946 It's not any worse. From anyway, 869 00:51:05,971 --> 00:51:08,471 You are not worthy to stay on the surface of this earth. 870 00:51:15,727 --> 00:51:17,991 We'll see you there Germinal! 871 00:51:19,547 --> 00:51:21,723 Who me? Tomorrow! 872 00:51:39,201 --> 00:51:42,783 Now it's me who goes enjoy the bed! For all life! 873 00:52:04,915 --> 00:52:06,422 You always get too much out of it! 874 00:52:06,446 --> 00:52:09,080 At a minimum, he should be able to pass a dog between us. 875 00:52:09,105 --> 00:52:10,719 You're right. Forgive me. 876 00:52:42,134 --> 00:52:43,835 Now let's stop with the dogs. 877 00:52:45,236 --> 00:52:48,006 - Tell me you're happy. - I'm not telling you anything at all. 878 00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:51,029 I've never seen a man so vain as you. 879 00:53:10,957 --> 00:53:12,022 Come on, let's get out of here. 880 00:53:12,868 --> 00:53:14,603 Wait for the dance to end. 881 00:53:14,727 --> 00:53:16,627 Otherwise, everyone will leave report. 882 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:18,151 They will do everything continuation of the gossip. 883 00:53:18,174 --> 00:53:19,948 You are always right. Excuse me. 884 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:39,473 And I'm not so sure I should listen to you like this. 885 00:53:39,497 --> 00:53:40,613 Don't be so mean. 886 00:53:40,636 --> 00:53:45,000 Since yesterday, I've been trying to prove to you that I care about you seriously. 887 00:53:45,024 --> 00:53:46,433 In your way though. 888 00:54:20,745 --> 00:54:22,634 The stones! Here are the stones! 889 00:54:27,799 --> 00:54:28,984 You were right Cleto. 890 00:54:29,314 --> 00:54:31,995 I didn't know there was stones in malaria. 891 00:54:32,018 --> 00:54:34,770 They have always been there. I said it well. 892 00:54:34,794 --> 00:54:37,189 I always came here to sin when I was young. 893 00:54:37,522 --> 00:54:42,218 Once around my neck, we will sink in an instant. 894 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:51,116 Come on, this is the last effort that we do. Let's be happy. 895 00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:18,551 Give me one since I can't bend. 896 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,134 What do you mean you can't bend? 897 00:55:20,158 --> 00:55:23,642 I swear to you. My back bone hurts so bad that if it were you, you would scream. 898 00:55:23,665 --> 00:55:24,727 What an excuse! 899 00:55:25,219 --> 00:55:28,006 Until the end, you will need of a servant. 900 00:55:36,696 --> 00:55:37,957 Come see. 901 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,343 Slowly, slowly. 902 00:56:09,982 --> 00:56:12,805 - You knew him too. - Of course. 903 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,368 We can say that we we saw it born. 904 00:56:17,739 --> 00:56:18,917 When did he die? 905 00:56:19,308 --> 00:56:20,375 This bastard. 906 00:56:21,366 --> 00:56:23,649 Want a helping hand? 907 00:56:23,799 --> 00:56:24,928 THANKS. 908 00:56:27,011 --> 00:56:28,411 It was a large and beautiful animal. 909 00:56:28,872 --> 00:56:30,589 No one can imagine my pain. 910 00:56:31,399 --> 00:56:32,678 I can't believe it. 911 00:56:35,194 --> 00:56:36,393 He's too big. 912 00:56:50,390 --> 00:56:51,886 What a fate. 913 00:56:52,725 --> 00:56:55,113 Who would have said that he would have come from the depths... 914 00:56:55,138 --> 00:56:57,578 from Africa to die in this malaria? 915 00:56:57,602 --> 00:57:00,323 It's as if one of us would go to die in America. 916 00:57:01,910 --> 00:57:04,084 In this world, we know where we are born, 917 00:57:04,645 --> 00:57:06,701 But it is difficult to know where we will end up. 918 00:57:34,078 --> 00:57:36,379 You have a lot of things to put in the suitcase? 919 00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:42,846 No. The minimum is enough for me. 920 00:57:42,870 --> 00:57:43,870 So... 921 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,596 So you'll have to buy everything. 922 00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:48,973 I have a little money saved. 923 00:57:50,607 --> 00:57:53,261 It's better because I... I'm dry. 924 00:57:54,603 --> 00:57:57,216 I work from morning to evening and I never have a cent. 925 00:57:58,134 --> 00:58:00,205 I really needed a girl like you. 926 00:58:01,857 --> 00:58:04,426 Like that, I'll take you to Milan and I will marry you immediately. 927 00:58:04,451 --> 00:58:07,457 - Don't move the boat. - Let her go wherever she wants. 928 00:58:09,274 --> 00:58:11,698 360, 65... 929 00:58:12,765 --> 00:58:13,917 One per day. 930 00:58:25,805 --> 00:58:27,299 This is the ideal place. 931 00:58:31,428 --> 00:58:32,466 It’s 4:15 p.m. 932 00:58:32,741 --> 00:58:36,125 If all goes well, we will be in beyond at 4:30 p.m. 933 00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:39,056 It is no longer useful. 934 00:58:43,335 --> 00:58:44,565 Here are the last ones. 935 00:58:55,462 --> 00:58:56,462 Throw yourself away! 936 00:58:57,183 --> 00:58:58,716 Do you want to start with me? 937 00:58:58,741 --> 00:59:00,415 So, I'm going to throw myself in. 938 00:59:08,259 --> 00:59:10,843 But that's not why. You speak if I'm afraid. 939 00:59:10,868 --> 00:59:11,902 Who do you take me for? 940 00:59:11,926 --> 00:59:13,727 Okay then, make up your mind! 941 00:59:17,116 --> 00:59:18,433 We'll see you in heaven. 942 00:59:19,464 --> 00:59:21,616 Don't make a joke of me leave alone, eh? 943 00:59:21,864 --> 00:59:24,064 But no, start from the principle that we are already dead. 944 00:59:42,047 --> 00:59:46,075 Who knows what my woman right now? 945 01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:03,942 Bye! 946 01:00:08,029 --> 01:00:09,053 But we're at it here! 947 01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:11,076 Try drinking without breathing. 948 01:00:15,118 --> 01:00:17,047 I swear it's useless. 949 01:00:17,426 --> 01:00:20,046 It doesn't go down. She's too disgusting. 950 01:00:20,549 --> 01:00:21,835 If it was wine... 951 01:00:22,288 --> 01:00:24,368 It would be too easy to drown in wine. 952 01:00:26,442 --> 01:00:27,511 I'll try again. 953 01:00:38,767 --> 01:00:40,703 Think about how nice that would be... 954 01:00:41,267 --> 01:00:43,129 Travel around the world with this boat. 955 01:00:43,955 --> 01:00:46,497 You sunbathe, you sleep... 956 01:00:46,902 --> 01:00:49,428 And then you find yourself in Paris, 957 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,843 With this boat, we arrive at best in Boro. 958 01:00:52,868 --> 01:00:55,631 Listen Marina, if we must agree, 959 01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:58,100 Try never to contradict me when I invent. 960 01:00:58,125 --> 01:01:00,125 If we don't have fun not like that, it's over! 961 01:01:00,826 --> 01:01:02,426 When it's time, I dream too. 962 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:04,450 I dream of having clothes, 963 01:01:04,473 --> 01:01:06,303 A beautiful house, a child... 964 01:01:06,326 --> 01:01:08,286 For you, would that be a beautiful dream? 965 01:01:08,310 --> 01:01:11,605 You know that a child... And where will we have a child? 966 01:01:12,113 --> 01:01:13,937 When you talk like that, I don't love you anymore. 967 01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:20,667 Look, we're in India. 968 01:01:20,966 --> 01:01:23,341 Look, a Fakir in the water. 969 01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:33,002 Where are the others? 970 01:01:34,669 --> 01:01:35,989 They have all disappeared. 971 01:01:36,178 --> 01:01:38,013 They went to drown offshore. 972 01:01:38,038 --> 01:01:39,553 They did well! 973 01:01:42,542 --> 01:01:44,973 If they are of words, they should not never come back again. 974 01:01:45,564 --> 01:01:46,763 What is this story? 975 01:01:46,788 --> 01:01:48,736 But what do you want it to be? 976 01:01:48,759 --> 01:01:50,881 They also bought your sky. 977 01:01:50,906 --> 01:01:52,205 They are in a hurry to go. 978 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:53,997 But look at this... 979 01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:56,020 What imagination you have! 980 01:01:56,828 --> 01:01:59,020 I never laugh! The boat is no longer there. 981 01:01:59,828 --> 01:02:02,064 It's me you come to tell me these stories? 982 01:02:02,087 --> 01:02:04,087 Me swallowing snakes! 983 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,413 For me, we can swallow them snakes. 984 01:02:22,924 --> 01:02:26,044 By the way, I remember that I have to money to Vito. 985 01:02:26,279 --> 01:02:28,031 Listen, will you remind me later? 986 01:02:28,056 --> 01:02:30,035 So, they really bought it. 987 01:02:30,058 --> 01:02:31,071 What? 988 01:02:32,049 --> 01:02:33,250 Heaven! 989 01:02:34,388 --> 01:02:36,252 Yes, but it's not what you think. 990 01:02:36,276 --> 01:02:38,276 Why did you get into this mess? 991 01:02:39,730 --> 01:02:41,422 What a mess? Calm down! 992 01:02:42,147 --> 01:02:43,951 Let's sing! Let's do a choir. 993 01:02:44,384 --> 01:02:45,681 I can't be calm. 994 01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:47,444 You have to explain everything to me first. 995 01:02:47,888 --> 01:02:49,221 What should I explain to you? 996 01:02:49,245 --> 01:02:51,446 Don't start acting like a wife! 997 01:02:51,469 --> 01:02:52,960 You are always the same. 998 01:02:53,464 --> 01:02:55,665 You treat me like this after all speech you gave me. 999 01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:57,489 What speeches have I made to you? 1000 01:02:57,513 --> 01:02:58,997 I tell you to sing. 1001 01:02:59,261 --> 01:03:00,761 Do you want me to make up a song? 1002 01:03:01,252 --> 01:03:02,893 You know, I already won a competition. 1003 01:03:02,917 --> 01:03:04,917 The rower. 1004 01:03:05,214 --> 01:03:07,366 A song by a rower. 1005 01:03:09,843 --> 01:03:12,009 A rower who wants to rhyme with love. 1006 01:03:13,524 --> 01:03:16,582 With flower, with heart... 1007 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,509 And marry a girl like you. 1008 01:03:42,078 --> 01:03:43,343 But... 1009 01:03:44,589 --> 01:03:45,716 But then... 1010 01:03:47,076 --> 01:03:50,033 So Germinal... Germinal... Germinal... 1011 01:03:52,265 --> 01:03:53,777 It's all Vito's! 1012 01:03:53,801 --> 01:03:56,384 Germinal... Germinal... But it was true! 1013 01:03:57,065 --> 01:03:58,785 I told you so! Here is the proof. 1014 01:03:59,283 --> 01:04:00,953 But how is that? Where did they go? 1015 01:04:00,977 --> 01:04:02,605 Malaria is so bad... 1016 01:04:02,721 --> 01:04:04,631 - Go Marina, go! Course! - Where should I go? 1017 01:04:04,654 --> 01:04:06,654 Course! Go to the Village! Go find someone! 1018 01:04:07,781 --> 01:04:11,076 Germinal... Germinal... What do I see in this? 1019 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:12,899 I am not God the father! 1020 01:04:12,924 --> 01:04:14,459 Old people must stay in bed! 1021 01:04:14,928 --> 01:04:15,953 They are crazy! 1022 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,497 For me, they lived too long. 1023 01:04:17,522 --> 01:04:19,102 The youngest was 70 years old. 1024 01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:21,125 But what are you saying? 1025 01:04:21,946 --> 01:04:23,609 Call the Germinal guards! 1026 01:04:24,504 --> 01:04:26,274 I should have cut out my tongue. 1027 01:04:27,763 --> 01:04:30,667 But what should I do now? Germinal! 1028 01:04:30,989 --> 01:04:32,964 Where should I go? 1029 01:05:01,790 --> 01:05:02,982 Is anyone there? 1030 01:05:04,366 --> 01:05:05,790 Is anyone here? 1031 01:05:20,370 --> 01:05:23,406 To tell the truth, I knew that it would end like this. 1032 01:05:23,431 --> 01:05:24,728 Give me a drink. 1033 01:05:25,147 --> 01:05:27,732 It's true that life is really curious. 1034 01:05:28,864 --> 01:05:31,986 There are those who are dying of hunger because they cannot find anything to eat. 1035 01:05:32,009 --> 01:05:36,223 And one who wants to kill himself and who ends in an eel net. 1036 01:05:38,906 --> 01:05:41,152 - It's destiny. - But what fate? 1037 01:05:41,176 --> 01:05:44,136 It's me who is protected by the Madonna. 1038 01:05:44,863 --> 01:05:47,839 In '39, while the wind blew hard, 1039 01:05:47,864 --> 01:05:51,142 I took some toilet paper on the face. 1040 01:05:54,757 --> 01:05:58,542 Destiny or not, a meal if copious as today, 1041 01:05:58,565 --> 01:06:01,029 It's about 12 years old. 1042 01:06:01,053 --> 01:06:02,053 I was there too! 1043 01:06:02,078 --> 01:06:03,877 That's when there was chicken disease. 1044 01:06:03,902 --> 01:06:05,863 Oh yes, do you remember that? 1045 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,997 You saw old people passing by on a boat? 1046 01:06:14,022 --> 01:06:15,022 No. 1047 01:06:22,502 --> 01:06:24,524 Do you have the number of herons? 1048 01:06:30,308 --> 01:06:31,382 But where are they going? 1049 01:06:31,406 --> 01:06:32,855 Where do you want them to go? 1050 01:06:32,879 --> 01:06:34,328 They are walking around. 1051 01:06:36,866 --> 01:06:38,647 You would love to be a heron. 1052 01:06:39,105 --> 01:06:42,904 Give me the wings and I'll make one tour that will never end. 1053 01:06:44,741 --> 01:06:46,835 And if you find a hunter who shoot you? 1054 01:06:47,462 --> 01:06:50,312 But stop talking. 1055 01:06:54,388 --> 01:06:57,437 Let’s take a break too. We let him breathe a little. 1056 01:06:58,209 --> 01:07:01,105 Do you agree? There is only catfish here. 1057 01:07:16,063 --> 01:07:17,270 It's Nicola's cardigan. 1058 01:07:19,474 --> 01:07:22,255 Nicholas! Come here. 1059 01:08:17,421 --> 01:08:20,599 Garibaldi, Garibaldi, come here! 1060 01:08:21,693 --> 01:08:24,364 Come quickly! There is had a misfortune. 1061 01:08:24,389 --> 01:08:25,608 We're coming. 1062 01:08:27,068 --> 01:08:29,076 The old people have gone to drown! 1063 01:08:29,586 --> 01:08:30,915 It was Germinal who told us. 1064 01:08:31,148 --> 01:08:33,363 They took the boat. Find out where they are. 1065 01:08:33,618 --> 01:08:35,118 You have to find them right away. 1066 01:08:35,571 --> 01:08:37,459 Come here. Help me. 1067 01:08:56,398 --> 01:08:59,060 We're sinking! The water is coming in! 1068 01:09:04,442 --> 01:09:05,841 Alfredo! 1069 01:09:09,151 --> 01:09:10,510 We're sinking for good. 1070 01:09:10,533 --> 01:09:13,761 Don't just stand there and do nothing. Try to save her. 1071 01:09:15,190 --> 01:09:19,179 He's mine. I'm the one who found it! I'm not giving you anything at all! 1072 01:09:22,410 --> 01:09:25,142 Come here! Don't leave me! Come here! 1073 01:09:27,730 --> 01:09:29,810 Wait, I'll help you. 1074 01:09:31,474 --> 01:09:34,590 Help! Help! 1075 01:09:38,095 --> 01:09:39,808 Nicholas! 1076 01:09:51,098 --> 01:09:52,815 Help! Help! We're sinking! 1077 01:10:27,109 --> 01:10:29,688 Nicola, Nicola! 1078 01:10:31,027 --> 01:10:32,452 I thought I was dying. 1079 01:10:32,475 --> 01:10:34,475 - Are you injured? - No. 1080 01:10:34,670 --> 01:10:35,870 I'm just very cold to the bones. 1081 01:10:35,894 --> 01:10:38,663 It's nothing. I'll take you back. 1082 01:10:38,687 --> 01:10:41,190 - How lucky that you arrived. - Yes yes. Come. 1083 01:10:57,392 --> 01:10:59,603 And the others? Where did they go? 1084 01:11:00,671 --> 01:11:03,033 I saw them pass on the lake with the boat. 1085 01:11:03,058 --> 01:11:05,058 - But they weren't with you? - No. 1086 01:11:05,487 --> 01:11:09,471 God of Heaven! But look what happened to me today! 1087 01:11:10,743 --> 01:11:13,635 I had gained at least 20 kgs of eels. 1088 01:11:13,658 --> 01:11:16,461 I said that was enough for me to buy me this piece of sky. 1089 01:11:16,486 --> 01:11:20,786 And then the guards arrived and they pursued me throughout the malaria. 1090 01:11:23,181 --> 01:11:24,787 Calm down now. 1091 01:11:27,911 --> 01:11:30,520 - It will pass. - I feel better now. 1092 01:11:32,105 --> 01:11:34,507 I was so scared. But where so are the others? 1093 01:11:34,531 --> 01:11:38,487 I don't know. Nicola, he must find them immediately. 1094 01:11:38,511 --> 01:11:40,849 - Yes. - Quickly, let's take the boat. 1095 01:11:41,961 --> 01:11:43,605 - Come on. - Help me. 1096 01:11:44,599 --> 01:11:46,064 Hold on to me. 1097 01:11:57,055 --> 01:11:58,064 What is it? 1098 01:11:58,089 --> 01:11:59,089 It's them! 1099 01:11:59,742 --> 01:12:00,742 Them? 1100 01:12:03,081 --> 01:12:06,501 They are happy. They sing Germinal's song. 1101 01:12:07,309 --> 01:12:09,086 Here they are! Here they are! 1102 01:12:29,023 --> 01:12:30,264 I'm here! 1103 01:12:37,991 --> 01:12:39,122 I thought you were... 1104 01:12:44,149 --> 01:12:47,206 However, you are worse only children! 1105 01:12:49,545 --> 01:12:52,961 But we can't tell you anything without... 1106 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,099 You shouldn't do that to me. 1107 01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:00,917 You shouldn't do that to me. 1108 01:13:09,573 --> 01:13:11,157 Try to calm down. 1109 01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:13,702 It's nothing. It's all over! 1110 01:13:13,728 --> 01:13:15,840 Go away too! 1111 01:13:17,152 --> 01:13:18,886 I've had enough of you all! 1112 01:13:19,871 --> 01:13:20,944 Go away! 1113 01:13:22,127 --> 01:13:24,063 You want to drive me crazy. 1114 01:13:24,546 --> 01:13:26,560 You are all the same. 1115 01:13:29,310 --> 01:13:31,424 Are you Zulu? 1116 01:13:31,858 --> 01:13:33,554 It must be malaria... 1117 01:13:33,578 --> 01:13:35,578 Go away! Go away! 1118 01:13:36,055 --> 01:13:37,121 Go away! 1119 01:13:37,559 --> 01:13:40,390 - What did I do to you? - I want to be alone. 1120 01:13:40,413 --> 01:13:42,413 I want to stay alone. 1121 01:13:51,398 --> 01:13:53,254 - Take me home. - Here we go. 1122 01:13:58,836 --> 01:14:00,366 You know, we were starting already drowning. 1123 01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,006 Garibaldi saved us. 1124 01:14:03,276 --> 01:14:04,676 I lost everything. 1125 01:14:06,372 --> 01:14:10,837 The boat, the watch, dry bones. 1126 01:14:10,862 --> 01:14:12,514 And the bicycle. 1127 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:15,888 This is a great consolation. 1128 01:14:16,314 --> 01:14:19,809 This means that we will work two in society. 1129 01:14:20,121 --> 01:14:21,185 on foot. 1130 01:14:21,868 --> 01:14:23,325 on foot. on foot. 1131 01:14:53,363 --> 01:14:54,964 How much they have to pay these two? 1132 01:14:54,987 --> 01:14:57,046 - Who? - Girls with two heads. 1133 01:14:57,071 --> 01:14:59,245 - 2500 Lira. - I pay for them. 1134 01:14:59,269 --> 01:15:01,269 All right. 1135 01:15:04,139 --> 01:15:06,649 - THANKS. - It's done. Here we go? 1136 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,337 Wait a moment. I'm going accompany you home. 1137 01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:20,939 - I have something to do. - But where are you going? 1138 01:15:20,964 --> 01:15:23,185 - I have something to do. - But where are you going? 1139 01:15:23,210 --> 01:15:24,786 I have something to do. 1140 01:15:31,474 --> 01:15:34,636 Guys! With the 3000 Lire that Severino gave us, 1141 01:15:34,661 --> 01:15:37,890 Tomorrow we'll have a nice meal at my wife's house. 1142 01:15:37,916 --> 01:15:40,632 Let us rather hope that she don't hit yourself. 1143 01:15:42,791 --> 01:15:44,553 I lost my mind that moment. 1144 01:15:44,577 --> 01:15:46,577 I could also have mistreated my mother. 1145 01:15:47,349 --> 01:15:49,773 A melancholy that you can't imagine. 1146 01:15:49,796 --> 01:15:52,251 - Don't think about it anymore. - She could have come to see me. 1147 01:15:52,274 --> 01:15:53,645 She throws me away like that. 1148 01:15:53,670 --> 01:15:56,401 Be calm. Either way, you will come back. 1149 01:15:57,081 --> 01:15:58,571 - Ciao. - Ciao. 1150 01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:01,721 - Ciao. - Severino, come here. 1151 01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:05,504 When are you going decide to settle down? 1152 01:16:05,528 --> 01:16:07,649 Me? Tidier than that... 1153 01:16:07,674 --> 01:16:10,474 I am going to marry the Countess. She called me 5 minutes ago. 1154 01:16:10,497 --> 01:16:12,720 Which phone? There is no no telephone here. 1155 01:16:12,743 --> 01:16:14,443 But why do you tell these stories? 1156 01:16:14,468 --> 01:16:16,068 How is there has no phone... 1157 01:16:16,091 --> 01:16:19,578 Come on, stop. Why don't you don't want to sell hats? 1158 01:16:19,603 --> 01:16:22,290 The merchant who left won 5000 Lire. 1159 01:16:22,788 --> 01:16:25,861 - 5000 Lira. With hats? - Yes, hats. 1160 01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:30,781 150,000 lire by me. How much did it do per year? 1161 01:16:30,804 --> 01:16:32,340 Almost two million. 1162 01:16:34,913 --> 01:16:36,813 I would be the man happiest on earth. 1163 01:16:36,837 --> 01:16:38,545 Even with half. 1164 01:16:38,924 --> 01:16:43,166 You know what? If I sell hats, people will be born without heads. 1165 01:16:45,888 --> 01:16:47,269 There it is, do we agree? 1166 01:16:48,288 --> 01:16:49,970 And then? You don't couldn't go up? 1167 01:16:49,993 --> 01:16:51,381 We go there on foot. 1168 01:16:53,087 --> 01:16:54,768 on foot? And why? 1169 01:16:54,791 --> 01:16:55,968 To take four steps. 1170 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:12,928 Why did you run away? 1171 01:17:23,996 --> 01:17:25,334 I was leaving... 1172 01:17:28,345 --> 01:17:29,768 Maybe I won't come back again. 1173 01:17:33,729 --> 01:17:36,697 You know I don't want no longer come here. 1174 01:17:42,524 --> 01:17:43,989 I have faults but... 1175 01:17:44,013 --> 01:17:46,013 Where are you going to find a man more serious than me? 1176 01:17:48,899 --> 01:17:50,662 Take your things and come with me. 1177 01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:56,873 You want me to do myself grow a mustache? 1178 01:18:03,018 --> 01:18:04,233 Come on, come on. 1179 01:18:05,953 --> 01:18:07,938 You believe because I laugh and I joke that... 1180 01:18:10,850 --> 01:18:12,076 I love you. 1181 01:18:14,470 --> 01:18:15,693 Come, go. 1182 01:18:20,202 --> 01:18:22,612 I'm waiting for you two more minutes and then I leave. 1183 01:19:19,997 --> 01:19:21,197 Didn't you take your things? 1184 01:19:21,221 --> 01:19:22,812 I was afraid you were gone. 1185 01:19:22,836 --> 01:19:25,736 It's better this way. Like that, we We can start everything from scratch. Mounted. 1186 01:19:31,017 --> 01:19:33,017 - When will we arrive in Milan? - In Milan? 1187 01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:34,810 What are we going to do in Milan? 1188 01:19:34,835 --> 01:19:36,090 I don't live in Milan. 1189 01:19:36,114 --> 01:19:37,452 How is that? 1190 01:19:37,477 --> 01:19:39,121 Where will we end up? 1191 01:19:39,144 --> 01:19:41,581 I don't know. We will go here, there. 1192 01:19:41,605 --> 01:19:43,861 We'll go somewhere. What does it matter? 1193 01:19:50,773 --> 01:19:52,268 The boat sank like a stone. 1194 01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:54,604 It was so sudden. We were sleeping all when... 1195 01:19:54,629 --> 01:19:58,165 Yes, yes. This happened to you whatever you want but me... 1196 01:19:58,188 --> 01:20:00,519 My bones are stewed. 1197 01:20:01,950 --> 01:20:03,157 I will denounce you. 1198 01:20:03,563 --> 01:20:06,572 You don't have a good bed. Burn it! 1199 01:20:12,355 --> 01:20:13,782 Here he comes! 1200 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:22,200 He didn't stop. 1201 01:20:24,456 --> 01:20:26,968 He didn't stop. 1202 01:21:06,866 --> 01:21:08,576 It's a shame because if... 1203 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,960 This sky could be really bought... 1204 01:21:48,591 --> 01:21:51,760 Translated by a passerby June 2016